Hey there Navigators – I thought I’d share a post I put on the soc-med’s that I found very freeing. A financial and tech lifestyle pivot if you will. Hopefully, you enjoy my prose and don’t get too much PSTD from reading it!
It’s not me, it’s you: My breakup letter to my constant digital companion of over a decade.
Well, we both must have imagined this time would come, although I’m sure I’ve been contemplating it much more than you. The constant “Things will get better” but never did. It seems we outgrew each other. 12 years. 12 years and approximately 15k USD. FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS. That’s how much I gave to you over the years. And yet, you never gave me that much in return value. Sure, there were some pretty good times at first, but as I grew as a person, you never met my needs.
My 4g used to be awesome, but you didn’t keep up. When I asked you what the problem was, you blamed me, and said it must be my issue. Your response was ‘you can fix this problem with a $250 repeater that you buy yourself to make me look better’. And when I said I needed more from you – more of your attention and your 1’s and 0’s, you said that’s fine, but you needed more from me too. Approximately 50 dollars more a month. For 2 phones only. On the phones I already had. To add the boys, the bill would be somewhere around $410. As our family grew, I knew I had to get out of this relationship. It was toxic.
I found someone new. Someone who is giving me 4 iPhone 8’s, 4 lines of service, unlimited data, and some various accessories. For 30 dollars more per month than you wanted to charge me for unlimited for 2 phones. Oh, and a streaming service to boot. When I called you to give me an ultimatum, your answer was ‘You can’t leave me. No one is better than me, and you’ll regret this’. That made me scared at first, but then it JUST MADE ME ANGRY.
Oh, and by the way: MY PHONE SERVICE WORKS IN MY HOUSE AND NEIGHBORHOOD NOW WITHOUT A REPEATER YOU SAID I NEEDED TO PAY FOR.
So, Verizon, I feel it’s only fair I tell you that I’ve left you for T-Mobile.